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deliriosity:

Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:

Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.

this is the cutest thing ever

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Who would’ve ever imagined that a 300-year-old pirate from a different land would know how to plan such a romantic date? Fancy Italian restaurant, pulling up a chair before he takes his, and making sure to walk her to her doorstep as she wears his jacket in order not to get cold. Take note, gentlemen (x).

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b00ksandp0ems:

fatandfabulousmermaid:

One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP

Now this is one of my favorite quotes from tfios. None of that ‘okay’ shit. This just shows the pure and raw pain that hazel was feeling.

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melly326:

keepcalmwearetimeless:

catherineisbored:

captainswansource:

Here, have a close up. *throws confetti* Here, have two. *throws more confetti*

YO! PEOPLE OF THE CS FANDOM, WE NEED THIS TO BE AT 40K BY NEXT SUNDAY, THINK WE CAN DO THAT? 

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Challenge accepted

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will you go out with me again?

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Will you go out with me again?

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thewanderlustlibrarian:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

Reblog for “Robeneros”

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saddeer:

the only vine that matters 

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thefatgawd:

leseanthomas:

studiocatch:

the-uncensored-she:

Mr. Rock reminding you of the white male dominated entertainment industry’s racist fuckery.

Word.

Good ‘ol Chris, lol.

Chris Rock to me STAYS WOKE and even though he play well with others he still keeps it real as fuck about race.

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lyannasnow:

sprtsnght:

cuntywhitelady:

UGH this is fucking beautiful

This is well done.

well, this is now my favorite video ever

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nauseabonde:

when somebody joins tumblr

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niggaclouds:

pbh3:

The planets, aligned.

the sickest thing ive ever seen

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Little Cute Stories:

But the guitar is a little easier to carry around.

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